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Perfect Excuse for Buying Satin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:46 pm
by AlanaRaso
Hey Shy Guys,
Here is a my secret for buying satin in thrift (charity for my UK friends) shops and dealing with parents, siblings, SOs and whatever. Become a photographer. You need dresses for models, fabric for back-drops and various props. Some nosy persons asks you "why do you have so many satin dresses in various sizes?" Your response is "I need them for my art. I have different sized models." Then you actually take photos of models in satin dresses and plaster them all over your room, studio, computer wallpaper, ect. You are an artist now who specializes in photos of satin. Even if your pictures are crap, you keep working it. I even had a thrift shop lady who was looking out for satin blouses and dresses for me for awhile.
Re: Perfect Excuse for Buying Satin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:16 pm
by Freddielinton
Good call. I just may have to use this if I can finally muster up the courage to go into my local Goodwill and buy girl's clothes.
Re: Perfect Excuse for Buying Satin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:12 pm
by AlanaRaso
"Grow a pair" (I say that jokingly). I used to be nervous, now I don't care. But hey, I live in San Francisco, most places invite me to try to the dresses on. I bought my first set of satin lingerie at age 17 under the guise of "Mother's Day" (coming up). Now I could care less. I am a photographer, but haven't used this excuse in years. Most people don't care at all (unless they can read your dirty mind). You can get a nice blouse for $5 at Goodwill, a lot cheaper than eBay. I once bought a brand-new Jessica McLintock Wedding Gown for $25 at Salvation Army. I talked the cashier into giving me a big discount as it was priced at $75.
Remember what Dorothy Parker says in "The Satin Dress" ... Satin is for the bold!
Be bold and buy the satins of your destiny!
Re: Perfect Excuse for Buying Satin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 8:20 pm
by coatfun
I was buying a Satin Bridal Gown one time at Goodwill and told the girl behind the counter I needed it for a play at school. I've had it for about 15 years and I still fuck it at least once a week. When I first saw it hanging on the rack I knew I had to have it. Pure vintage satin with a 6 foot train. I walked around the store for about an hour working up the nerve and waiting for some of the customers to leave. Finally I decided to come back right before the store closed and buy it. When I got in my car with it I was shaking like a leaf in the wind. I know the clerk saw my boner when I was walking out the door. That gown needed to be fucked and fucked hard there was no way I was letting someone else buy it just to wear it one time and hang it in a closet for another 20 years.
Re: Perfect Excuse for Buying Satin
Posted: Wed Apr 10, 2013 11:08 pm
by satinstainer
Wouldn't it be cool to just once say....."Oh, I'm buying this to cum all over it" ??

Coatfun...did you take any pics of fucking that wedding dress ??
Re: Perfect Excuse for Buying Satin
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 4:54 am
by coatfun
Satinstainer I had a large collection of satinfuck videos. I had all kinds closeup, full view with different satin gowns and satin lined coats. All with great cum scenes. I had them encrypted on my hard drive and when I upgraded to windows 7 now they will not unencrypt. I was totally bummed out. Still trying to recover them, but I think they are gone.
Re: Perfect Excuse for Buying Satin
Posted: Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:13 am
by satinstainer
Damn....that sucks

I can relate to that though...I lost alot of stuff too when my other computer crashed last year, I try to keep most things backed up now !!