Not sure if anyone's paying attention to this thread, but anyways.... good news, it's B's birthday today. Many reasons why I'm happy at the moment. One, I've got nothing to do today. Two, B left her Fashion Union camel coloured coat out in the living room and I've been here since 9pm yesterday (Monday) (it's now 4 AM (Tuesday) fucking it, and then moving away. It feels fucking amazing, it's lining is made of that acetate style lining that shifts and moves and creases in all the right places and it smells of her perfume and it's fucking amazing. Also, because it's her BDay, she and the flat are going out to a kinda concert/club night out in our local town, I agreed to go to pre-drinks but obviously, then declined to go out, citing "I won't enjoy the event" (it's Cascada playing and I only know two songs, plus I genuinely don't like to go out and party) and "I'd rather not pay £6 to see a band when I'm gonna be home in a few hours, I'll respectfully decline" (they know I don't go out, so it's not a massive shock." Basically, the whole flat is gonna be out for hours tonight.
R's been going out in her leather so it looks like I won't get to fuck that, as I feel like she's gonna take it to go out in. Sadly I think that B's gonna go out in her Fashion Union jacket, so I feel like I've only got tonight to play with it. Which brings me to.....
.....my continuous problem. As can be expected, when you're staying with other people, even if they leave their stuff out, and even if it's 4 in the morning, there's always a risk that someone might find you playing with their stuff. Obvs, at night you can't sneak into their rooms and play unless they're away, during the day, unless you know when everyone's out, you'll have a hard time knowing when and when NOT to wank to reduce the risk of getting caught.
Even worse of course, is the fact that, whilst it's great at night that most people are asleep (which is why nighttime is the best time to wank with other people's stuff) it also means that if they've left it out, unless you can wank into a condom or a coat (unless you're gonna cum on their garment which I WOULDN'T recommend.) or something, you've got to bring it to somewhere where you know you have somewhere to cum, so you can bring yourself to the edge with their garment, then pick up something you've bought or of your own, then masturbate to the climax into that, without harming the "borrowed" garment, thus ensuring your ability to keep doing it, as no-one has any clue what's gone on.
Naturally, the place where you cum, is in your room. My room is about 3 seconds walk from the kitchen/living room. I'm literally STARING at B's jacket right now. It's 4 in the morning, you'd expect everyone to be fast asleep, I'd really only have to worry about someone needing the loo, I can bring it into my room, fuck it and cum in a coat and then put it back on the chair, drop into my bed and fall asleep right?
WRONG.
M is being annoying. As per usual. He went out tonight on his own, came back, went back out coz he forgot his I.D, had his night out, came back, stayed in his room for ages, then came out, put food in the oven at like 2:30 AM, came down after half an hour, took some food out, left some in, waited some more, finally got his food, I asked him if he's off to bed he said yeah, it's now 4:23 AM and his light is still on.
I NEED to wank and cum. This coat is BEGGING for me to fuck it and violate its preciousness, and I'm worried about bringing it into my room coz if I do and he leaves his room then I'm buggered. If he was asleep I'd not be worried, obvs, because I'd know most people don't wake up randomly in the middle of the night.
So I'm stuck here, horny, my hard-on's gone down now, thankfully, so I'm not sensitive, I'm waiting and waiting, and hopefully eventually I'll be able to give this coat the fucking it deserves and go to bed, but his continued penchant for being the only one in the flat (besides me) to not go out on nights out, not go out to lectures and meetings (so basically whenever I COULD be alone in the house, HE'S always in) to be awake at random times, is essentially cock-blocking me, because I can't bring a jacket INTO the living room because of the same problem (if he comes in, especially as whilst I can easily put B's jacket back and put my cock back in my pants right now, I can't exactly hide a jacket I brought IN from my room) and I can't bring the jacket INTO MY room, because if he comes into the kitchen and sees it NOT there and then sees it BACK there (after I've had my fun with it) he's gonna be suspicious.
He is lovely, but he's an amazing cock-block when it comes to jacket-wanking sometimes.
I can hear movement so I'm praying right now that that is him going to bed.
Wish me luck.
