Finding The Holy Grail

[Spider]

Back in 1978, when I was nineteen years old, I had my first satin relationship. I met a woman at university, we hit it off, I asked her out to dinner, she wore her "favorite" satin shirt and we went back to her place and banged all night. We shacked up for the summer and banged four times a day. We went our separate ways, and I searched for forty-five years to find that blouse. Last week, I found it on eBay.