The first one was my mum who do gone out to a work do last night in Liverpool and came back very drunk. She was wearing a black normal knee length dress and came into the living room and fell onto the sofa after she got a taxi. About 30mins past then she got up and went to get changed for bed in a very drunken way. (Now I know that my mum only owns two items that are satin, One is a ivory satin half slip and the other is a satin pencil skirt that she sometimes wears to work as I have gone through all her clothes.) She stumbled back into the living room in a long purple satin nightie!!
The second was this morning in Liverpool. There was an old lady (70ish) walking down a path near my house. I was walking along behind her and I saw a bit of satin and lace under her dress. I stayed behind her to see more of the slip when she was walking slowly. she got to gate at the end of the path. The gate has wire on top of it that sticks out a bit. The gate is also heavy and I have told that council as it must be hard as and older person to open it. She pushed it oven and walked through and as she went past the wire she got her dress caught on the wire. She let go of the heavy gate and it snaped back and ripped her dress nearly off. She fell over and was left sat on her bum in a full satin ivory slip. I have seen this one before and was a M&S slip. Looked great. I ran over and helped her up. She thanked me and looked very embarrassed. Her dress was a right mess and had landed in a muddy puddle. she had a bit of mud and leaves on her back and bum so I (without thought) went and brushed them off her. ran my had right down her slip. she thanked me again and and laughed. at this point she was trying to find a way of covering herself a little bit. I made a joke and told her, "I can still see you lovely silky satin slip and your stockings." she went very red and shy and said " you should not be looking and then said I dont know what to do?" I told her to just walk home in her slip. W